Bad online dating stories

He came over and he spoke so softly and I was like pardon? the whole time because I couldn’t hear him. Just to prove a point that we wouldn’t get along, I asked him out but instead he wanted to come to my house, where I had kicked down half of my bedroom door as a joke a few weeks prior. The worst Hinge date was when I matched with this guy who I knew who wouldn’t like me and we had an argument over Hinge. Like, I think I’m actually the nightmare Hinge date for everyone else. I went on five Hinge dates in seven days.